A bit of a game in IRC
Written by Arnan on May 19, 2008 – 12:57 pmSo some of us decided to start a little ‘finish the sentence’ game and here is the result of our twisted story… No other place than #brisbanecreative on Freenode.
Below, the part where i joined in, for the fulle thing click the link above.
[12:29pm] undersigned: (SHRIKEE is between me and fangel, makes sense)
[12:29pm] rmccue: (agreed)
[12:29pm] jimwhimpey: (done)
[12:29pm] SHRIKEE: (pfft)
[12:29pm] jimwhimpey: (continue)
[12:29pm] rmccue: (fangel, this is your turn)
[12:29pm] undersigned: (no)
[12:29pm] undersigned: (its me
[12:29pm] undersigned: (rmccue you cant say “that of”)
[12:29pm] jimwhimpey: (undersigned just start a new sentence if you want)
[12:29pm] undersigned: Sally quit
[12:29pm] SHRIKEE: her job
[12:30pm] fangel: because she
[12:30pm] jimwhimpey: had a huge
[12:30pm] rmccue: pile of
[12:30pm] undersigned: magazines under
[12:30pm] SHRIKEE: her pillow
[12:31pm] fangel: . The pile
[12:31pm] jimwhimpey: contained such
[12:31pm] rmccue: filth that
[12:31pm] undersigned: her boss
[12:31pm] SHRIKEE: wanted to
[12:31pm] fangel: let her
[12:31pm] jimwhimpey: bend over
[12:31pm] rmccue: and let him
[12:32pm] undersigned: touch her
[12:32pm] SHRIKEE: under her
[12:32pm] fangel: belt. So
[12:32pm] jimwhimpey: she decided
[12:33pm] rmccue: that she
[12:33pm] undersigned: would not
[12:33pm] SHRIKEE: allow him
[12:33pm] fangel: to grope
[12:34pm] jimwhimpey: her udder.
[12:34pm] rmccue: She couldn’t decide
[12:34pm] undersigned: who would be allowed
[12:35pm] SHRIKEE: to touch the
[12:35pm] fangel: udder. Which is
[12:35pm] jimwhimpey: her favourite body part so she had to be careful about
[12:35pm] undersigned: letting anyone rub their
[12:36pm] SHRIKEE: greasy paws on
[12:36pm] fangel: her. So she quit.
[12:37pm] jimwhimpey: It was a new beginning for Sandy, no longer did she want to think about her udder, a body part that no human should have.
[12:37pm] undersigned: Sally just wanted to be like all the other girls at school, with their
[12:38pm] SHRIKEE: udderless bellies.
[12:38pm] fangel: She decided to look up udderless in the
[12:38pm] jimwhimpey: urban dictionary, what she found was
[12:39pm] undersigned: that normal
[12:39pm] SHRIKEE: girls refer to them as bewbs
[12:39pm] fangel: and that they are normally placed
[12:40pm] jimwhimpey: higher on the chest but an udder did have its benefits such as,
[12:41pm] undersigned: giving milk, and stimulate the
[12:41pm] SHRIKEE: navel more directly
[12:41pm] fangel: now that she had four
[12:42pm] jimwhimpey: teats.
[12:42pm] undersigned: Sally was soon known as the super-navel-stimulator.
[12:42pm] SHRIKEE: which scared the boys at first…
[12:42pm] fangel: untill they too tried the
[12:43pm] jimwhimpey: naval stimulation that Sally could provide them.
[12:43pm] undersigned: Sally wasn’t happy yet, she still
[12:44pm] SHRIKEE: could only pleasureo nly 4 guys at ones
[12:44pm] SHRIKEE: *once
[12:44pm] fangel: She contacted a VET to see if they had more
[12:45pm] jimwhimpey: transplant udders lying about unused, she was surprised to find
[12:45pm] rmccue: that they didn’t keep them in storage
[12:45pm] undersigned: but that they were infact looking for udder-donors.
[12:46pm] SHRIKEE: and especially udders that could be mounted on her back, which is a special treat for men.
[12:46pm] jimwhimpey: (it’s not going anywhere anyway, let’s wrap it up!)
[12:46pm] SHRIKEE: (screw college)
[12:46pm] undersigned: (Udder Sally)
[12:46pm] rmccue: (one last run through and then jimwhimpey shall end it)
[12:46pm] jimwhimpey: (it’ll end how it ends)
[12:47pm] rmccue: (okay)
[12:47pm] undersigned: (fangel youll have to end it then)
[12:47pm] SHRIKEE: (waits)
[12:48pm] undersigned: (…)
[12:48pm] jimwhimpey: (it’s you undersigned)
[12:48pm] undersigned: (…oO(…))
[12:48pm] rmccue: (fangel: Kicked by jimwhimpey (”fucking say something!”))
[12:48pm] jimwhimpey: hahaha
[12:48pm] undersigned: (jimwhimpey no, its fangel after SHRIKEE, and after fangel its you)
[12:48pm] fangel: (sorry.. running around changing clothes and such to get ready)
[12:48pm] jimwhimpey: (…(…(nested)))
[12:49pm] rmccue: ( jimwhimpey: you broke it with “hahaha” )
[12:49pm] jimwhimpey: (FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK)
[12:49pm] undersigned: (ffs)
[12:49pm] SHRIKEE: (lol)
[12:49pm] SHRIKEE: (lets start a new one)
[12:49pm] undersigned: (nah)
[12:49pm] rmccue: (jim, just go)
[12:49pm] jimwhimpey: (nah)
[12:50pm] jimwhimpey: (ok, I’m going)
[12:50pm] jimwhimpey: Sally died on operating table trying to get a 10th udder attached. The End.
[12:50pm] undersigned: weeeeee
[12:50pm] rmccue: *on the
[12:50pm] SHRIKEE: lol
[12:50pm] rmccue: Someone blog it
