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acknowledgement!

From #wordpress

jeremyclarke: italia321: try the wp-pro list
zhrance: don’t know SHRIKEE you seems to be some kinda wordpress pro
SHRIKEE: zhrance: heh
SHRIKEE: thanks
italia321: SHRIKEE: interested?
SHRIKEE: no, just curious

I guess i am a bit of a pro, in some sense… But not really, i think… Just someone making plugins.

Bots are dumb…

Thus reproductive features must not be activated. This one has none what-so-ever.

Vincent: SHRIKEE: Error: "fucking" is not a valid command.
jinsgirl4eva: rofl
danhm: haha
SHRIKEE: LOL
nutelLA: haha
Trevpotle: hahaa
Kadaj: hahahhaa
bit: hahahhaha
SHRIKEE: he cannot fornicate
SHRIKEE: OWNED
* jinsgirl4eva high fives vincent

Which is good. Since it’s quite stupid

Linkinus service messages handled the right way!

So i’ve been struggling with it for a while now. Every time i log in to a IRC network Linkinus opens a bunch of queries with the replies of the various services and other crappy bots that roam around on the channels there. Telling me i’m logged in or what they can do to make my life “easier” and so on.

Today i got fed up with closing those queries so me and some guys on the #linkinus channel went to set things up for me the right way. They suggested that any login command to nickserv would be run with /smsg instead of /msg.

So where i used:

/msg nickserv identify password ******

I now use:

/smsg nickserv identify password ******

This means no queries get opened from my side. However when the bot or service replies success or failure it still opens that query. This was after some poking in the linkinus preferences solved by redirecting any reply to the console.

Check the 3 checkmarks inside the red area. To redirect any stuff to the console. And voila! No rubbish queries anymore!

A bit of a game in IRC

So some of us decided to start a little ‘finish the sentence’ game and here is the result of our twisted story… No other place than #brisbanecreative on Freenode.

Below, the part where i joined in, for the fulle thing click the link above.

[12:29pm] undersigned: (SHRIKEE is between me and fangel, makes sense)
[12:29pm] rmccue: (agreed)
[12:29pm] jimwhimpey: (done)
[12:29pm] SHRIKEE: (pfft)
[12:29pm] jimwhimpey: (continue)
[12:29pm] rmccue: (fangel, this is your turn)
[12:29pm] undersigned: (no)
[12:29pm] undersigned: (its me
[12:29pm] undersigned: (rmccue you cant say “that of”)
[12:29pm] jimwhimpey: (undersigned just start a new sentence if you want)
[12:29pm] undersigned: Sally quit
[12:29pm] SHRIKEE: her job
[12:30pm] fangel: because she
[12:30pm] jimwhimpey: had a huge
[12:30pm] rmccue: pile of
[12:30pm] undersigned: magazines under
[12:30pm] SHRIKEE: her pillow
[12:31pm] fangel: . The pile
[12:31pm] jimwhimpey: contained such
[12:31pm] rmccue: filth that
[12:31pm] undersigned: her boss
[12:31pm] SHRIKEE: wanted to
[12:31pm] fangel: let her
[12:31pm] jimwhimpey: bend over
[12:31pm] rmccue: and let him
[12:32pm] undersigned: touch her
[12:32pm] SHRIKEE: under her
[12:32pm] fangel: belt. So
[12:32pm] jimwhimpey: she decided
[12:33pm] rmccue: that she
[12:33pm] undersigned: would not
[12:33pm] SHRIKEE: allow him
[12:33pm] fangel: to grope
[12:34pm] jimwhimpey: her udder.
[12:34pm] rmccue: She couldn’t decide
[12:34pm] undersigned: who would be allowed
[12:35pm] SHRIKEE: to touch the
[12:35pm] fangel: udder. Which is
[12:35pm] jimwhimpey: her favourite body part so she had to be careful about
[12:35pm] undersigned: letting anyone rub their
[12:36pm] SHRIKEE: greasy paws on
[12:36pm] fangel: her. So she quit.
[12:37pm] jimwhimpey: It was a new beginning for Sandy, no longer did she want to think about her udder, a body part that no human should have.
[12:37pm] undersigned: Sally just wanted to be like all the other girls at school, with their
[12:38pm] SHRIKEE: udderless bellies.
[12:38pm] fangel: She decided to look up udderless in the
[12:38pm] jimwhimpey: urban dictionary, what she found was
[12:39pm] undersigned: that normal
[12:39pm] SHRIKEE: girls refer to them as bewbs
[12:39pm] fangel: and that they are normally placed
[12:40pm] jimwhimpey: higher on the chest but an udder did have its benefits such as,
[12:41pm] undersigned: giving milk, and stimulate the
[12:41pm] SHRIKEE: navel more directly
[12:41pm] fangel: now that she had four
[12:42pm] jimwhimpey: teats.
[12:42pm] undersigned: Sally was soon known as the super-navel-stimulator.
[12:42pm] SHRIKEE: which scared the boys at first…
[12:42pm] fangel: untill they too tried the
[12:43pm] jimwhimpey: naval stimulation that Sally could provide them.
[12:43pm] undersigned: Sally wasn’t happy yet, she still
[12:44pm] SHRIKEE: could only pleasureo nly 4 guys at ones
[12:44pm] SHRIKEE: *once
[12:44pm] fangel: She contacted a VET to see if they had more
[12:45pm] jimwhimpey: transplant udders lying about unused, she was surprised to find
[12:45pm] rmccue: that they didn’t keep them in storage
[12:45pm] undersigned: but that they were infact looking for udder-donors.
[12:46pm] SHRIKEE: and especially udders that could be mounted on her back, which is a special treat for men.
[12:46pm] jimwhimpey: (it’s not going anywhere anyway, let’s wrap it up!)
[12:46pm] SHRIKEE: (screw college)
[12:46pm] undersigned: (Udder Sally)
[12:46pm] rmccue: (one last run through and then jimwhimpey shall end it)
[12:46pm] jimwhimpey: (it’ll end how it ends)
[12:47pm] rmccue: (okay)
[12:47pm] undersigned: (fangel youll have to end it then)
[12:47pm] SHRIKEE: (waits)
[12:48pm] undersigned: (…)
[12:48pm] jimwhimpey: (it’s you undersigned)
[12:48pm] undersigned: (…oO(…))
[12:48pm] rmccue: (fangel: Kicked by jimwhimpey (”fucking say something!”))
[12:48pm] jimwhimpey: hahaha
[12:48pm] undersigned: (jimwhimpey no, its fangel after SHRIKEE, and after fangel its you)
[12:48pm] fangel: (sorry.. running around changing clothes and such to get ready)
[12:48pm] jimwhimpey: (…(…(nested)))
[12:49pm] rmccue: ( jimwhimpey: you broke it with “hahaha” )
[12:49pm] jimwhimpey: (FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK)
[12:49pm] undersigned: (ffs)
[12:49pm] SHRIKEE: (lol)
[12:49pm] SHRIKEE: (lets start a new one)
[12:49pm] undersigned: (nah)
[12:49pm] rmccue: (jim, just go)
[12:49pm] jimwhimpey: (nah)
[12:50pm] jimwhimpey: (ok, I’m going)
[12:50pm] jimwhimpey: Sally died on operating table trying to get a 10th udder attached. The End.
[12:50pm] undersigned: weeeeee
[12:50pm] rmccue: *on the
[12:50pm] SHRIKEE: lol
[12:50pm] rmccue: Someone blog it